Curly R Caption Contest: Styling

Should I get one?

What does this picture say to you besides the awfulness of the 90s? The hair, the dead animal on his face, the awful jacket and the acid washed jeans, why do I think this guy has a Harley-Davidson wallet on a chain and is wearing white leather high tops?



Redskins jacket modeled here, don't wade in too far it's Free Republic.