Friday, November 16, 2007

Blogger Deathsport: Week Eleven Picks


Friday

Wednesday update: Curly R came in tied for second with eight wins, weekly results here.


Blogger Deathsport, the inter blog competition for world dominance continues with week eleven. Curly R leads the pool by a pubic hair over smooth round the bend Post Game Heroes. Check CommonPrejudice, TexSkins and Hogs Haven for more. In my mind I'm on my own writer's strike:

Sunday
ARZ @ CIN (-3)
Pick: Bengals. Both of these teams quote could be good unquote.
Result: Cardinals. The Bengals really are unraveling. My fundamentalist liberal agrarian friend in Cincinnati would be bummed if he still had TV.

CLE (-3) @ BAL
Pick: Ravens. The is the week Kyle Boller loses it.
Result: PUSH. The Browns are this year's 2006 Jets which were that year's 2005 Dolphins.

WAS @ DAL (-10.5)
Pick: Cowboys. Because it's going to be a slaughter.
Result: Redskins. Look at me I'm not ripping them.

CAR @ GB (-9.5)
Pick: Packers. Panthers are in bad shape.
Result: Packers. Vinny Testaverde and Brett Favre represent something like 35 years of starting.

NO @ HOU (-1)
Pick: Texans. Andre Johnson is back and so is Matt Schaub (Wahoowa!)
Result: Texans. Wahoowa and the train you came in on.

KC @ SD (-14.5)
Pick: Chiefs. Colts are going lay low in a win.
Result: Chiefs. As predicted.

SD @ JAX (-3)
Pick: Chargers. Going to be close or a big Charger win.
Result: Jaguars. Can't figure this team out.

OAK @ MIN (-5)
Pick: Vikings. Chester Tayor will do fine, quit freakin gout.
Result: Vikings. Oakland sahhhhhhhhhks.

NE (-16) @ BUF
Pick: Bills. Margins of victory will shrink after the bye.
Result: Patriots. Such goddamn large lines.

NYG (-3) @ DET
Pick: Lions. Emotion pick.
Result: Giants. And my wife says I'm not emotional enough.

MIA @ PHI (-10)
Pick: Dolphins. A big line and Brian Westbrook is dinged.
Result: PUSH. Westbrook is so huge, it's too bad the Eagles are just going to use him up.

PIT (-9.5) @ NYJ
Pick: Jets. Something about this line is off putting.
Result: Jets. I knew it!

CHI @ SEA (-5.5)
Pick: Seahawks. Bears are a junkie run out of money.
Result: Bears. Stealin.

STL (-3) @ SF
Pick: Rams. Because I think San Francisco is that bad.
Result: Rams. And the ship continues sinking.

TB (-3) @ ATL
Pick: Buccaneers. Poof goes the neat thing that happened in Atlanta this year.
Result: Buccaneers. I have to respect this team now.


Monday
TEN @ DEN (-3)
Pick: Broncos. Big stage.
Result: Broncos. Another screwy louie team.



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