Friday, October 12, 2007

Blogger Deathsport: Week Six Picks


Don't take it personally but your school sucks and is stupid could you get me some coffee after you park my car

Wednesday update: results are in, Curly R scored 6-5-2, weekly results here, this week's picks from here due Friday.

Blogger Deathsport rolls on with week six picks, our weekly against the spread competition with Hogs Haven, Post Game Heroes and CommonPrejudice. Odds from here, and now the picks.

Sunday
CAR @ ARZ (-4)
Pick: Cardinals. Vinny Testaverde's rookie year was 1987.
Result: Panthers. Just when I thought Vinny was ready for Levitra or Cialis.

STL @ BAL (-9.5)
Pick: Rams. Brian Leonard, pretty fly for a white guy.
Result: Ravens. Kyle Boller makes Marc Bulger look like Trent Green.

MIN @ CHI (-5)
Pick: Vikings. This will be a close game.
Result: Vikings. Seriously, how many Adrian Petersons do we need?

CIN (-3) @ KC
Pick: Chiefs. Bengals are overrated.
Result: Chiefs. Good thing we kept Cincy's basement just the way they left it.

MIA @ CLE (-4.5)
Pick: Browns. Squeeze the juice from one Cleo Lemon...
Result: Browns. That sucking sound is Brady Quinn's Browns in 2008.

WAS @ GB (-3)
Pick: Redskins. Although not as opportunistic as the Lions offense the Packers offense has an equally bad running game.
Result: PUSH. Rassin frassin sonuva rabble robble.

HOU @ JAX (-6.5)
Pick: Texans. This is like a bad Madden 08 matchup.
Result: Jaguars. What's hard to figure out is why anyone would care.

NE (-5.5) @ DAL
Pick: Patriots. The Cowboys finally play a good team.
Result: Patriots. The Patriots scoring the final touchdown with 23 seconds left up by 14? Priceless.

PHI (-3) @ NYJ
Pick: Jets. Andy Reid in the news, the wheels are finally coming off.
Result: Eagles. Why why why do I bet against the Eagles after their bye? They never lose, Andy Reid is 9-0.

OAK @ SD (-9.5)
Pick: Raiders. San Diego minus 6 would have been a more attractive line.
Result: Chargers. A bad pick on my part, mistakes were made.

NO @ SEA (-6.5)
Pick: Saints. The Seahawks got blanked last week; in other news the Saints can't fire blanks forever.
Result: Saints. Let the good times roll and the prostitutes troll!

TEN @ TB (-3)
Pick: Buccaneers. Jeff Garcia plays like a black Jon Kitna.
Result: PUSH. I thought this game would...ah who the fuck cares.


Monday
NYG (-3.5) @ ATL
Pick: Giants. Watch the MNF crew squirm.
Result: Giants. Conflatulations you beat up on the Falcons, what's next, taking a 2 year old's ice cream?


I remain in second place, I feel better about this week but maybe that is because I do not have a raging hangover. Results tallied Tuesday.



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