Injuns, Buddhists, what's the diff

Stuck in the Muladhara Chakra

John Kelly in the Washington Post. Money quote:

I asked if he had ever been to a Redskins game.

"No," he said. "We are Buddhist monks. We don't go after the worldly pleasures."

I think a Skins game this season would be all right, then.

Because, totally, this guy's principles and system of belief are just like the Redskins.