Blogger Deathsport: Week Sixteen Picks

Bad things happen near season finales

Friday update: Curly R scored 11-5, good for first place. Penultimate weekly results here.

Blogger Deathsport rolls on with week sixteen, there are two weeks left in this competition and it's a tight game, bad things are happening. Check Post Game Heroes, TexSkins, CommonPrejudice and Skin Patrol.

Thursday
PIT (-7.5) @ STL
Pick: Steelers. It's a tight enough line that I can get behind it.
Result: Steelers. But losing Willie Parker is bad news for Pittsburgh.


Saturday
DAL (-10.5) @ CAR
Pick: Panthers. The Redskins really need the Cowboys to win but I think it's going to be inside this line.
Result: Panthers. Thank you Panthers I owe you one.


Sunday
ATL @ ARZ (-10)
Pick: Falcons. Cardinals ain't ten points better than nobody.
Result: Falcons. That was an easy one.

CLE (-2.5) @ CIN
Pick: Browns. They are a team of destiny.
Result: Bengals. *>POP<* go the Browns.

KC @ DET (-4.5)
Pick: Lions. These teams are so bad but the funny thing is that the Chiefs will do something about it in the offseason.
Result: Lions. Five points like magic.

GB (-8.5) @ CHI
Pick: Packers. The Redskins need the Packers to lose. They won't.
Result: Bears. Thank you Packers.

HOU @ IND (-7)
Pick: Colts. A small line, Peyton shames it.
Result: Colts. The AFC is stocked.

OAK @ JAX (-13)
Pick: Jaguars. How can you deny Jacksonville now?
Result: Jaguars. The AFC is stocked.

WAS @ MIN (-6.5)
Pick: Redskins. Win. Stay alive.
Result: Redskins. Thank you Vikings.

MIA @ NE (-22)
Pick: Dolphins. Something about that spread is not right.
Result: Dolphins. Haha the line was 22 and they won by 21.

PHI @ NO (-3)
Pick: Eagles. The Saints need to lose a game, I am betting it's this week.
Result: Eagles. Thank you Eagles.

NYG (-2.5) @ BUF
Pick: Bills. The Giants are going to collapse.
Result: Giants. This was an emotion pick, sorry.

BAL @ SEA (off the board = EVEN)
Pick: Seahawks. Why is this one off the board? Is it because the Ravens did not make a QB choice until late in the week?
Result: Seahawks. Wow, nine in a row for the Ravens. OMG SO FUNNY GOTA PEE NOW KTHXBYE

TB (-5.5) @ SF
Pick: Buccaneers. Shaun Hill? Sorry, I saw him play here for Maryland. Tampa Bay's defense will eat him like a falafel on Haight Street.
Result: 49ers. The Bucs are their own enemy.

NYJ @ TEN (-8.5)
Pick: Titans. I prayed long and hard on this one and god said WTF are you doing in my Gtalk?
Result: Jets. Titans are NFC like in their eptitude.


Monday
DEN @ SD (-8.5)
Pick: Chargers. After last week I gotta go Chargers large.
Result: Chargers. The Broncos, timber!!!!! crasch!


Results tallied Tuesday.


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