Eagles Week: Priceless

Authentic Southside Philly Cheesesteak: $12







Cold beer at the Eagles game: $35







Ladies' one-armed Donovan jersey: $50







Being named Eagles fan of the game and then getting cuffed and hauled away: $500 (bail)




Runny diarrhea on empty beer cans in a lot full of guys: priceless





Let's hope the Redskins run through the Eagles Sunday like a cheesesteak through a shop steward. Wait, did I just say that out loud?