Emmitt I'll Always Remember You This Way

He's the NFL's all-time leading runner and look what he lets me do to him

So Emmitt Smith won ABC's Dancing with the Stars TV 'competition.' Well actually he tied it but when they opened the voting to the viewers Mario Lopez came up short. Either the Saved By The Bell demo is not watching, or the homophobes are still punishing Lopez for playing Greg Louganis.

Emmitt Smith. On January 2, 1994, he ran for 168 yards to clinch the division and his third consecutive rushing title in Giants Stadium. With a dislocated shoulder, his left arm hanging like a salami.

Emmitt Smith. A man who now dresses up in fancy clothes and dances on TV for our amusement. Emmitt Smith has become OJ Simpson (pre-murder that is, when he was being dragged around under trucks in Leslie Nielsen movies). See you in Scary Movie 5, Em.



Emmitt Smith apparently being sodomized: AP photo