Blogger Deathsport: Week Fourteen Picks

Baby it's cold outside

Blogger Deathsport rolls on with week fourteen, you are what you is. Now the picks:

Thursday

OAK @ SD (-8.5)

Pick: Raiders. The biggest problem for Oakland is existing.
Result: Chargers. Like handing a depressed man a loaded gun and walking slowly away.

Sunday

MIN @ DET (no line = straight up even)

Pick: Vikings. Minnesota has proven that rules violations cannot stop them from being bad.

CIN @ IND (-13)

Pick: Colts. This line is close to the two touchdown rule, but not over.

ATL @ NO (-3)

Pick: Saints. I love the taste of New Orleans.

PHI @ NYG (-7)

Pick: Giants. I loves to see Eagles take a beating.

HOU @ GB (-5.5)

Pick: Packers. Cold is the word.

CLE @ TEN (-13.5)

Pick: Browns. This one is even closer to the two touchdown rule, I can't trust Tennessee to deliver.

JAX @ CHI (-6.5)

Pick: Bears. Cold is the word.

NYJ (-3) @ SF

Pick: Jets. In some cases past performance does predict future results.

NE (-4.5) @ SEA

Pick: Patriots. I am going to go ahead and call it a career for Mike Holmgren.

KC @ DEN (-8.5)

Pick: Broncos. Kansas City here I don't come.

MIA @ BUF (-1)

Pick: Dolphins. Neutral site Toronto and indoors, this spells problems for Buffalo.

DAL @ PIT (-3)

Pick: Steelers. Because I really really really really really really need Dallas to lose.

STL @ ARZ (-14)

Pick: Rams. *Ding* you just hit the two touchdown rule.

WAS @ BAL (-5)

Pick: Redskins. I am all in at this point. Poor bastards, it is going to be cold tonight.

Monday

TB @ CAR (-3.5)

Pick: Panthers. In reality it does not matter.
Score: 23-13


Results tallied at some point.



Greenland sunrise from here.