Really?

An official grocery store?

I am in Charlottesville Virginia visiting the wife's family, all three kids are with their grandparents and the wife and I are at a hotel getting ready to do what married adults with children do when their children are not present -- go out to dinner. What, should we be doing something else?

So I am at Barracks Road walking back with some last minute gifts for my wife and as I stroll past the Harris Teeter I see the sign above in the window. It would seem Harris Teeter is the Official Grocery Store of the Washington Redskins.

Do they sell sour grapes there?

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Durant Brooks, cleanup on aisle eight!

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Bitter beer face!

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They only sell onions that make you cry.

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Pound of butter for Mike Sellers fingers.


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