Blogger Deathsport: Week Sixteen Picks

It's tough out there this time of year

Blogger Deathsport rolls on with week sixteen, things are getting ragged here at the end of the year. I will be tallying all these weeks in the offseason and regrouping for Blogger Deathsport 2009. And now the picks:

Thursday
IND (-6) @ JAX
Pick: Colts. Jacksonville has been such a disappointment this season.
Result: Colts. Barely.


Saturday
BAL @ DAL (-4)
Pick: Ravens. Because teh Cowboys are teh suck in December.
Result: Ravens. I love to watch the Cowboys take a beating.


Sunday
NO (-7) @ DET
Pick: Saints. Drew Brees is throwing up Dan Marino numbers, closing in on five thousand passing yards this season.
Result:

PIT (-2) @ TEN

Pick: Titans. Game of the week one.
Result:

SF (-5.5) @ STL

Pick: 49ers. Mike Singletary is 4-3 as head coach with a starting quarterback that had two kneeldown snaps prior to this season. Full steam ahead.
Result:

CIN @ CLE (-3)
Pick: Browns. Flailathon. Cleveland, get ready to welcome back Marty Schottenheimer.
Result:

MIA (-4) @ KC
Pick: Dolphins. The way Miami has turned it around makes me wonder if I should hire Bill Parcells to clean out my garage.
Result:

ARZ @ NE (-7.5)
Pick: Patriots. If I heard this stat right west coast teams have won all of one game on the east coast this season.
Result:

SD @ TB (-3.5)
Pick: Buccaneers. Neither team is serious though the Chargers are much less so.
Result:

HOU (-7) @ OAK
Pick: Texans. Maybe Houston will actually be good next year, they have impressed me this season.
Result:

NYJ (-4.5) @ SEA
Pick: Jets. Down the stretch it's Brett!
Result:

BUF @ DEN (-6.5)
Pick: Broncos. More or less because I do not trust the Bills at this point.
Result:

ATL @ MIN (-3)
Pick: Falcons. Rookie head coach plus rookie quarterback? Really?

Result:

PHI (-5) @ WAS (I'll be at this game FYI)

Pick: Redskins. I root on the outside because I am rooting on the inside.
Result:

CAR @ NYG (-3)
Pick: Panthers. Game of the week two.
Result:


Monday
GB @ CHI (-4)
Pick: Bears
Score: 23-13
Result:


Football is coming to an end, enjoy it while it is here.



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