Blogger Deathsport: Week Three Picks

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Blogger Deathsport rolls on with week three picks, after two weeks Will is leading. Wednesday picks from here, picks from your other Blogger Deathsport players:

Will at Hogs Haven
TexSkins at Hogs Haven
Brian at Common Prejudice NFL
Dagger at Post Game Heroes
Derek at Iggles Blog
Blitzburgh at Behind the Steel Curtain
Gonzo at Daily Norseman
Gamecocker at Horseshoe Digest
River City Rage at Big Cat Country (no picks again = FAIL)

And week three picks:

Sunday
KC @ ATL (-5.5)
Pick: Falcons. Kansas City has problems. Big ones.
Result: Falcons. It boggles my mind how bad the Chiefs are.

CLE @ BAL (-2)
Pick: Browns. No way the Browns start the season 0-3.
Result: Ravens. Revising Cleveland down into the bottom tier.

OAK @ BUF (-9.5)
Pick: Bills. This is a risky pick based on the spread, I think Oakland is that bad.
Result: Raiders. Lane Kiffin is all man.

TB @ CHI (-3)
Pick: Bears. Brian Griese? What's next, another RuPaul special?
Result: Buccaneers. Are there really that few good quarterbacks?

DAL (-3) @ GB
Pick: Packers. Gut feeling, one of these teams is going to be 2-1 after today.
Result: Cowboys. Sadly forced to face the reality that the Cowboys are a really good team.

NO @ DEN (-5.5)
Pick: Broncos. It is tough to lose when the officiating is on your side.
Result: Saints. Damn these fucking lines!

JAX @ IND (-5.5)
Pick: Colts. Jaguars need to get better ie healthier on the offensive line.
Result: Jaguars. Indianapolis is looking pretty bad this year.

CAR @ MIN (-3.5)
Pick: Vikings. Because I just don't see this team 0-3. That and the Panthers had to come from behind in both of their victories.
Result: Vikings. The movie will be called The Gus Effect.

MIA @ NE (-12.5)
Pick: Patriots. It is a big line and we are back to a previous conventional wisdom.
Result: Dolphins. Last time I take New England and this many points this season.

CIN @ NYG (-13.5)
Pick: Bengals. Because line is just too large. Not that I think Cincinnati will win or anything.
Result: Bengals. ...and correct.

PIT @ PHI (-3)
Pick: Eagles. This small line favors degenerate gamblers such as myself.
Result: Eagles. Winning while both teams suffer, that's my idea of schedule watching.

DET @ SF (-4)
Pick: Lions. No idea why.
Result: 49ers. Buh-bye Matt Millen.

STL @ SEA (-9.5)
Pick: Rams. For the same reason.
Result: Seahawks. Wow the Rams are bad.

HOU @ TEN (-5)
Pick: Titans. The feel bad story of the season.
Result: Titans. Getting better without your starter at QB, how's that work?

ARZ @ WAS (-3)
Pick: Redskins. Because this is a winnable game.
Result: Redskins. Insert overzealous hyperbole here.


Monday
NYJ @ SD (-9)
Pick: Jets. That line smells large.
Final score: 27-23 Chargers.
Result: Chargers. Two pent up unfair losses busted all over Brett Favre.


Results tallied Tuesday.



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