Cleanup on aisle goal to go
A reader sent me this tidbit, all the more appropos as we live in DC, home of domestic terrorism:
BREAKING NEWS:
Landover (MD)- The Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Jim Zorn immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.
After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
Can you feel the anticipation building toward tomorrow's game against winless Tampa Bay?
Hazmat team from here via here.
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