Does His Best Work Bent Over

Jason Campbell's personal handwarmer

The legend grows. Whether that legend is of Jon Jansen's rented RV in the lot at Redskins Park or of Casey Rabach's nutsack which may or may not come out in that RV, the legend is spilling over (or coming into) into the traditional media.

As Skin Patrol points out, the title of the article refers to Casey as the 'nerve center' of the offense. Whether you think a scrotum looks like a brain or you have ever been kicked in the balls, you get the joke. Bless you Jason LaCanfora, I know that's as close as you can get without getting in trouble.

Curly R has been following this story, first noted by Bram Weinstein and repeated by Deuce of Davenport before it caught fire and now Jason LaCa and Dan Steinberg are practically frothing to make potty talk, but they can't because they work for a reputable outlet, not so here. I can say it all I want: nutsack nutsack nutsack nutsack ballsack ballsack ballsack ballsack. Sweaty balls in a locker room, longing looks and the bitter knowledge that Jon and Casey can never *really* be together (then again Jon loves to hunt in the backwoods of Michigan, so maybe we are talking Brokeback Upper Peninsula here).

I can't even make a serious comment on the story at this point. Go and read it. Shorter LaCa: Casey is maybe the best free agent pickup since Joe Gibbs came back, he's a great center, and the rest is inside football, great stuff about the center position and Casey's technique.

Redskins Nation spends another day in the eight grade.



Squirrel with giant nutsack from nustsack.com.