International Left-Hander's Day

Mine's even worse

As the minutes wind down on 13 August, I just wanted to acknowledge that today was the day of the year when our wretched kind is paraded into the light like lepers. All you smug right-handers you can take your butter knives, your scissors and your golf clubs and go to hell. At least when I shake your hand it's not the hand I just wiped my ass with.



Lefty with the big hook from here.