Blogger Deathsport: Week Two Picks

I think the guy on the left works for the Patriots

Thursday update: this was a bad week but the Redskins won so I am at peace.

Welcome back to Blogger Deathsport the pick'em game where if U lose U let the winner post on UR blog. It's week 2, the lines are larger and the other bloggers are in: Post Game Heroes our winner from last week, Common Prejudice NFL and Hogs Haven. These picks are based on the Yahoo Sports Wednesday lines so let's get to the picks:

Sunday
NYJ @ BAL (-11)
Pick: Jets. When life gives you Kellen Clemens you make Clemenade. That and Kyle Boller sucks.
Result: Jets. Whatever, two teams I care nothing about.

HOU @ CAR (-6.5)
Pick: Texans. I learned nothing last week so I'll fly under this spread.
Results: Texans. Matt Schaub: Wahoowa!

KC @ CHI (-12)
Pick: Chiefs. This line is too big.
Result: Chiefs. But things are looking bad for KC.

CIN (-6.5) @ CLE
Pick: Bengals. Tailspin in Cleveland and it's only week two, Romeo wherefore are thou indeed.
Result: Browns. This one was fuhreaky.

DAL (-3.5) @ MIA
Pick: Dolphins. Both teams looked soft in week one, pick the home team.
Results: Cowboys. So they can score but can they defend?

OAK @ DEN (-10)
Pick: Broncos. Oakland will score a TD against themselves so this is really a three point spread.
Result: Raiders. Too much action in this game.

MIN @ DET (-3)
Pick: Vikings. Detroit will wake up this week from the glorious dream that was the Raiders.
Result: PUSH. Gnarly dude.

IND (-7) @ TEN
Pick: Colts. This line is too small, I think more like ten would have done it.
Result: Titans. Like when the hot chick has bad breath.

ATL @ JAX (-10)
Pick: Jaguars. Week two and the oddsmakers are already playing chicken with me.
Result: Falcons. Will wonders never cease.

SD @ NE (-3.5)
Pick: Patriots. If you have no soul then you can have no letdowns after bad news.
Result: Patriots. They live forever until you cut off the head.

NO (-3.5) @ TB
Pick: Saints. They start to get it back in gear while Jon Gruden starts to pack his.
Results: Buccaneers. I juuuuuuuust might worry a tad on New Orleans.

GB @ NYG (EVEN)
Pick: Packers. Emotion pick but at even odds and Eli Manning (lol) hurt, Jared Lorenzen the Hefty Lefty in da hizzy.
Result: Packers. How could I have been so stupid. The Giants soooooooock.

BUF @ PIT (-10)
Pick: Bills. They lose but cover.
Result: Steelers. If you took the Bills and 23 you lost!

SEA (-3) @ ARZ
Pick: Seahawks. Arizona's offense in week one looked fresh off the boat.
Result: Cardinals. I...am...*gack*

SF @ STL (-3)
Pick: Rams. San Fran's offense in week one looked fresh off the boat.
Result: 49ers. The world may never know.


Monday
WAS @ PHI (-6.5)
Pick: Redskins. A large enough to line to cover hearts and wallets.
Result: Redskins. How sweet it is and was.

Results tallied Tuesday.



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