Friday, September 07, 2007

Mainlining the 2007 Redskins


This shit is so pure I...I...I...peulaccccch!!!!

The 2007 season is fast upon us and I did not want the massive NFL and Redskins preview out in the Washington Post on Wednesday to go without comment.

It's real and it's spectacular and a handy companion to Curly R's review of the Redskins 2007 depth chart.

Read on and read through, game one is here Sunday.

Ifs: Jason Campbell / defense / offensive line / Al Saunders' offense

Offense: can it break through?

The quarterbacks. Jason Campbell. Running back (no find linky yet). Fullback.

Number one receiver (no find linky yet). Number two receiver. Tight end.

Offensive line. Left tackle (no find linky yet). Left guard. Center. Right guard. Right tackle.


Defense: can it do better?

Left defensive end. Left defensive tackle. Right defensive tackle. Right defensive end.

Weakside linebacker. Middle linebacker. Strongside linebacker.

Left cornerback. Right cornerback.

Free safety. Strong safety.


Special teams: there was no competition. How good are they?

Kicker. Punter. Returns.


Coaches.


Division prediction: booooooooo! Hometown paper predicts 3rd in NFC Beast.


First two games.


League national TV schedule.


Mark Maske's week one picks.


Wilbon's obligatory wheeze on NFL opening week, sounds like he put the last ten 'opening week is great!' columns in a blender and poured this one into an email for his sad, wretched assistant.


Worst records since 2000. Note the Redskins have the seventh worst record during this period.


Time to get it on, football is here at last.



Suffering bastard from
here.

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